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coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

Wed July 23, 07:54 PM     + 152218     + reblog
#WOW   #incredible   #douglas adams  

BOBBY NEWPORT’S NEVER A HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIFE! | +Audio Companion 

Wed July 23, 06:32 PM     + 807     + reblog
Bobby Newport
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BOBBY NEWPORT’S NEVER HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIFE! | +Gifset Companion

Wed July 23, 06:31 PM     + 2358     + reblog

I wish i could make you into a coat, but a living coat not a dead coat

Your Fave Is Problematic: Justin Young

doiwannaknow:

punkrockgroupie:

  • Frequently wears a New York Yankees jersey 
  • Once covered MIA’s “Paper Planes” and sang the cash register noise 
  • likes man united
Wed July 23, 06:23 PM     + 559     + reblog

nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

Wed July 23, 06:21 PM     + 297328     + reblog
Boyz
by M.I.A.

circles-triangles:

M.I.A.: Boyz

Wed July 23, 06:11 PM     + 631     + reblog

central park, new york city

Wed July 23, 05:24 PM     + 456     + reblog

metaphoricalanchor:

you see this shit right here is why summers fucked. its 3am? i have no reason to sleep. at all. i just read a 65k fanfic in a sitting. i could start another. im not even tired what the fuck summer fucks me up so bad i need limits

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

Wed July 23, 05:04 PM     + 100618     + reblog

*zones out in the middle of my own TED talk*

Wed July 23, 02:36 PM     + 5649     + reblog
#lol  

for cauthons (happy birthday!) [edit: quote]

Wed July 23, 12:15 PM     + 3406     + reblog

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

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